Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
lol and this is on point.
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole